Log onto your Innernet …..

May 11, 2015 |  by  |  Humour, Linkedin Blog

The likes of Branson, Jobs and Einstein have waxed lyrical on the importance of following our intuition to solve life’s puzzles. Einstein used to work intensively for an hour or two and then go for a walk to “allow my subconscious to get to work.”

Einstein believed that intuition takes off where knowledge ends, so that out of the invisible come answers to the impossible. He stressed the importance of shutting down the rational brain to maximise imagination and creativity.

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It’s only when we stop tuning in to Rational Radio, or Radio NST (Non Stop Thinking) that we can hear Radio Ah Ha, which provides solutions from the sub conscious and the soul.

A nightclub will have bouncers to keep thugs out. Our houses have locks to keep burglars out. Our cars have alarms to keep thieves out, but what about our minds? We need to zap toxic thoughts as soon as they appear, because the difference between being ordinary and being outstanding starts and ends with what’s going on in your head.

You were born with a PhD from the University of Innate Wisdom. So mind your head, log onto your Innernet and tap into your innate wisdom.

If its good enough for the likes of Branson, Jobs and Einstein …..

(Hat tip to Alan Cohen)

Humour

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officer’s claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a license and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license and looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding too.

Have a great week.

Sunil

www.sunilbali.com

Sunil Bali

As well as being a recognised authority on personal branding and peak performance, Sunil is a critically acclaimed author and blogger. His corporate experience includes roles as Head of Talent on behalf of Vodafone Group, Santander (UK) and Cable & Wireless Europe. Sunil has also run a multi-million pound recruitment business, and is a Non Executive Director. Sunil’s first degree in Sports Science and Psychology fuelled his passion for the psychology of human achievement and well-being. As well as possessing an MBA, he is a qualified Psychotherapist and Executive Coach. www.sunilbali.com

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