Ah – mazing …..

July 28, 2015 |  by  |  Humour, Linkedin Blog

More than a Michelin star meal, more than arriving by helicopter, more than basking on a tropical beach ……. what we humans crave more than anything else is to feel significant, to be valued and to be loved.

Yet judging from the contents of my Letterbox, Inbox and Cable TV box this week, most of what has been trying to attract my attention could be classified as verbal diarrhea.

deers

I don’t always get it right when I write this blog, but I do my very best to give you an Aaah, an A Ha or a Ha Ha moment every week.

I always try and write something which creates a spark, stirs your soul or makes you smile.

If I’ve managed to achieve this, then I’m grateful that my words are worthy of your time and attention and haven’t added to the noise.

A few miles outside San Gimignano, in the middle of nowhere in the Tuscan hills, is the best Italian restaurant I’ve ever been to.

I can’t remember the name of the restaurant because there was no sign outside, no name on the menu and no business cards – just a telephone number. The owner, Giuseppe, told me that word of mouth kept the restaurant full, so they had never got around to naming the restaurant and putting a sign outside.

I only managed to find the restaurant because the Visitors Book at our villa told us to look out for “cars overflowing onto both sides of the road for several hundred yards.”

Sometimes, the efforts of your labour are so good, that you don’t need to make a noise.

Humour

The First Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife: ‘There’s no way I can be the father of this baby.

Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!

Have you been fooling around behind my back?’

The wife smiled sweetly and replied: ‘No, not this time!’

The 2nd Affair

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.

Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!

‘I’m sorry Mr. Schwartz,’ the mortician said, ‘I can’t allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.’

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

‘I have something to show you that you won’t believe,’ he said to his wife,opening his briefcase.

‘My God!’ the wife exclaimed, ‘Schwartz is dead!’

Have a great week.

Sunil

www.sunilbali.com

 

Sunil Bali

As well as being a recognised authority on personal branding and peak performance, Sunil is a critically acclaimed author and blogger. His corporate experience includes roles as Head of Talent on behalf of Vodafone Group, Santander (UK) and Cable & Wireless Europe. Sunil has also run a multi-million pound recruitment business, and is a Non Executive Director. Sunil’s first degree in Sports Science and Psychology fuelled his passion for the psychology of human achievement and well-being. As well as possessing an MBA, he is a qualified Psychotherapist and Executive Coach. www.sunilbali.com

IF YOU ENJOYED THIS BLOG* THEN YOU'LL ENJOY MY BOOKS, WHICH ARE AVAILABLE ON Kindle, iTunes, and in paperback, download the first 2 chapters here.

Recent Posts

Steve Jobs on fear …..

09/11/2017  |  No Comments

Although we're only born with two fears – the fear of falling and the fear of loud noises – research... more

Pig wrestling …..

09/04/2017  |  No Comments

Whilst on holiday in the US I got chatting to an old Kentucky farmer named Bo who told me, "Never... more

LBM Weekly – 24/08/2017

08/24/2017  |  No Comments

Link Business Marketing are dedicated to helping our customers leverage LinkedIn for successful business growth. Our experienced team of LinkedIn... more

What is Business Growth and How Can You Leverage LinkedIn To Achieve It?

08/17/2017  |  No Comments

Business growth is just what it sounds like. When a business gains a certain amount of success, it will subsequently... more

Like us on Facebook: Link Business Marketing